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As a college-educated white guy on food stamps

As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
Counterfeit like a boss.
Counterfeit like a boss.
Selfish bird is selfish.
Selfish bird is selfish.
Aren’t we all.
Aren’t we all.
It’s a whale.
It’s a whale.
What I do after a shower.
What I do after a shower.
Breakfast, you’re doing it wrong.
Breakfast, you’re doing it wrong.
Just because.
Just because.
I can relate.
I can relate.
Why so curious?
Why so curious?
Look who decided to show up…
Look who decided to show up…
Baby exorcism.
Baby exorcism.
Reasons why I hate school.
Reasons why I hate school.
Hunting elephants.
Hunting elephants.
Poke math.
Poke math.
Technology is awesome.
Technology is awesome.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Join the conversation
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Classy.
Classy.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Hands.
Hands.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
No+shame.
No shame.