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As an IT guy I leave this on my desk to when people come speak to me, I can pretend Ive been working hard on my “code”

As an IT guy I leave this on my desk to when people come speak to me, I can pretend Ive been working hard on my
there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person
there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person
how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before
how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before
no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos
no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos
jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!
jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!
This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies
This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before
you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before
Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”
Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”
toast and butter is an everyday phase
toast and butter is an everyday phase
i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things
i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel
who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode
who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode
you’re not fooling anyone nasa!
you’re not fooling anyone nasa!
taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink
taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink
i have such fond memories of funnel milk
i have such fond memories of funnel milk
If+men+could+get+pregnant%26%238230%3B
If men could get pregnant…
Today+has+been+a+ruff+day.
Today has been a ruff day.
Michael%2C+you+had+ONE+job%21
Michael, you had ONE job!
Oh+butt%2C+I+love+you.
Oh butt, I love you.
Join the conversation
Some+more+political+hair+swapping.
Some more political hair swapping.
Stratos+jump+successful%21
Stratos jump successful!
How+I+felt+playing+Slenderman.
How I felt playing Slenderman.
How+to+piss+off+your+nerdy+friends.
How to piss off your nerdy friends.
Dancing+in+The+Dark.
Dancing in The Dark.
Clever+Science+World+ads.
Clever Science World ads.
You%26%238217%3Bve+done+a+good+thing.
You’ve done a good thing.
The+Reverse+Centaur.
The Reverse Centaur.