Feeling Lucky?

asking the important questions

there’s a certificate and everything
there’s a certificate and everything
voodoo as a last resort
voodoo as a last resort
they’re both just so over each other’s bs
they’re both just so over each other’s bs
reverse john wick
reverse john wick
funny but true
funny but true
there’s just nothing like it
there’s just nothing like it
is this the perfect doormat?
is this the perfect doormat?
eat or pass?
eat or pass?
finding beauty in the broken
finding beauty in the broken
double the dinner double the heartburn
double the dinner double the heartburn
mario kart haiku
mario kart haiku
bonk
bonk
pumpkins are so relatable
pumpkins are so relatable
there a surprising number of shades of black
there a surprising number of shades of black
ironing out the wrinkles
ironing out the wrinkles
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Join the conversation
Hands.
Hands.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Classy.
Classy.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.