Feeling Lucky?

For everyone else born on Christmas and always get jipped on presents.

For everyone else born on Christmas and always get jipped on presents.
The starch will grow.
The starch will grow.
I am the doll now. – Cat, probably
I am the doll now. – Cat, probably
Have you tried the ventilation shaft?
Have you tried the ventilation shaft?
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
We do live in a [tribal] society…
We do live in a [tribal] society…
You nailed it, Drewis.
You nailed it, Drewis.
The IT department was not entertained.
The IT department was not entertained.
Let’s hear it Charles!
Let’s hear it Charles!
Frankis, consider toning it down a notch.
Frankis, consider toning it down a notch.
Feed the dogs!
Feed the dogs!
US/Canada trade negotiations
US/Canada trade negotiations
And ugh, hold the kryptonite, please…
And ugh, hold the kryptonite, please…
Shine bright like a diamond…
Shine bright like a diamond…
It is the restaurant way
It is the restaurant way
Been looking forward to it all year!
Been looking forward to it all year!
historical+thirst
historical thirst
gonna+sleep+so+good+i+go+back+in+time%21
gonna sleep so good i go back in time!
decided+to+type+%26%238220%3Bhelp+i+acc%26%238221%3B+in+google+and+this+is+what+i+got
decided to type “help i acc” in google and this is what i got
I+regret+to+inform+you+the+internet+has+memes+about+beyond+meat%26%238217%3Bs+coo+biting+off+the+tip+of+another+man%26%238217%3Bs+nose
I regret to inform you the internet has memes about beyond meat’s coo biting off the tip of another man’s nose
Join the conversation
if+only+powerball+dreams+came+true
if only powerball dreams came true
%2Ain+growl+voice%2A+I%26%238217%3Bm+batcat
*in growl voice* I’m batcat
she+knows+you%26%238217%3Bre+watching
she knows you’re watching
very+important+midnight+task
very important midnight task
the+definition+is+in+the+spelling
the definition is in the spelling
turn+off+notifications
turn off notifications
way+to+early+spooky+season+memes+to+jump+scare+you+into+a+laugh
way to early spooky season memes to jump scare you into a laugh
find+someone+who+looks+at+you+the+way+this+dog+looks+at+this+dude
find someone who looks at you the way this dog looks at this dude