attack cat!

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

oh no is an understatement

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!