Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.

Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.

What is this song called?

What is this song called?

Nostalgia.

Uncalled for.

Erm…

I choose you!

Favoritism.

Well, it was a good hunting trip. [when you see it…]

Well, it was a good hunting trip. [when you see it…]

Childhood ruined.

Childhood ruined.

Things to do when you have no kids:

Things to do when you have no kids:

Bitch.

It’s not screaming…

It’s not screaming…

Microwave (noun):

Microwave (noun):

I’m a photographer.

I’m a photographer.

Times have changed.

Times have changed.

Winning WiFi.