Cuddle up, bruv.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

This sums up the problem nicely.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

I would buy a pint.

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

I would read this book.

v o t e

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

Well, it was worth a try.

To cucumber is to human.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

We call it the toe crusher.