I nominate him as our national superintendent.

I nominate him as our national superintendent.

Don’t you dare.

Don’t you dare.

You never get over being shot in the head.

You never get over being shot in the head.

Hipster trap.

How do you answer the phone?

How do you answer the phone?

Thermalchromatic urinal.

Thermalchromatic urinal.

Pooh vs Tigger.

Pooh vs Tigger.

I’m a huge metal fan.

I’m a huge metal fan.

Oh, that’s interesting.

Oh, that’s interesting.

Hufflepuff fail.

Hufflepuff fail.

We’re coming.

We’re coming.

I’d watch it…

I’d watch it…

Should I have a cookie.

Should I have a cookie.

I think she’s just planking.

I think she’s just planking.

Tested on animals!

Tested on animals!

Working beard door.

Working beard door.