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Where the 1% get their Big Mac

Where the 1% get their Big Mac
Art makes me sick.
Art makes me sick.
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
Just when I thought this was going away, someone takes it to a new level.
Just when I thought this was going away, someone takes it to a new level.
Rule 395
Rule 395
Thomas Edison gets it.
Thomas Edison gets it.
Talking with waitresses.
Talking with waitresses.
Words.
Words.
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
Making a difference in the world
Making a difference in the world
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
What should I put on my birthday cake?
What should I put on my birthday cake?
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Throwing a rager at my place.
Throwing a rager at my place.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
Apollo 10’s little known incident
Apollo 10’s little known incident
No+shame.
No shame.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…