I think it was time for Thomas to leave.

it would be funny to see what they’d have been asking

me too kid, me too

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what’s an ocean without a lil’ oil?

a disconnect from your brain to…anything, that is

the best flagship phone money can buy

we’lll hypnotize those goats some day!

i know i’m so guilty for this

and yet it all makes sense

this ain’t pecane sauce!

thanks bakery person

be the change you want to see in the world ~~ LIKE CHANGING LANES WITH YOUR TURN SIGNAL ON YOU F$*K

now that’s true love