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Are you the lesbian whom saves the cats?

Are you the lesbian whom saves the cats?
never had it, is it really taht bad?
never had it, is it really taht bad?
this is important
this is important
pure happiness
pure happiness
psychic checkmate
psychic checkmate
cranberry juice babies
cranberry juice babies
everyone has a second stomach for eating out of spite
everyone has a second stomach for eating out of spite
jupiter is doing what it has to do
jupiter is doing what it has to do
unionize your seals
unionize your seals
guy scouts
guy scouts
aliens should probably just give up on humans
aliens should probably just give up on humans
the paper towel is his preferred option
the paper towel is his preferred option
oompa loompa doopity doo
oompa loompa doopity doo
inspired by true events
inspired by true events
the future is bright
the future is bright
how hard is it to just create a user friendly program?
how hard is it to just create a user friendly program?
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
left+swipe
left swipe
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Join the conversation
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS