We called her Big Gulp Angie back in college.

We called her Big Gulp Angie back in college.

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Never trust a hedgehog.

Never trust a hedgehog.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

Sneezing in front of your pets.

Sneezing in front of your pets.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

Just got a promotion. I have employees now

Just got a promotion. I have employees now

Hey mom!

Volkswagen van for scale

Volkswagen van for scale

The difference between creepy and cool.

The difference between creepy and cool.

I need an adult.

I need an adult.

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

Thanks Obama

Help. The bad man touched me.

Help. The bad man touched me.

Chocolate Roulette.

Chocolate Roulette.