We called her Big Gulp Angie back in college.

We called her Big Gulp Angie back in college.

Turtles got the short end of the beach.

Turtles got the short end of the beach.

She baby birds me.

She baby birds me.

I would consider this on a ballot.

I would consider this on a ballot.

Thank you, bruv.

Thank you, bruv.

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Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.

Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.

Your pry bar has no power here…

Your pry bar has no power here…

Love thyself royally.

Love thyself royally.

Crossed wires, and all that jazz.

Crossed wires, and all that jazz.

Bury the hatchet, why not.

Bury the hatchet, why not.

Stop touching me.

Stop touching me.

I’m something of a collector.

I’m something of a collector.

The true power of social media.

The true power of social media.

Some might even say it’s revolutionary.

Some might even say it’s revolutionary.

Manipulate the news.

Manipulate the news.