Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings

Piñata can chill.

The hostile environment of space

Dad’s word

Why I hate the beach

America Beard

Why?! You said you wouldn’t be back till TOMORROW!

Fishing on drugs…

Word

Phew! that was close…

My ironic fortune cookie

I’m an insect keeper but my animals rarely reach the one year mark. We make it special when they do.

Fun with circles!

X-Ray of a pregnant cat

Napping is such a gamble…

Incognegro