Feeling Lucky?

just. the. alcohol.

just. the. alcohol.
Hey everybody! Look at me!
Hey everybody! Look at me!
Siblings…
Siblings…
I have a choice for you…
I have a choice for you…
Everything is red.
Everything is red.
Om nom nom!
Om nom nom!
I’ll just swim in the pool, thanks.
I’ll just swim in the pool, thanks.
Accurate relationship status.
Accurate relationship status.
Dear Humans
Dear Humans
The majestic, but also scared and confused bald eagle.
The majestic, but also scared and confused bald eagle.
Manatea.
Manatea.
A cat’s 10 commandments.
A cat’s 10 commandments.
Some men…
Some men…
Beatboxing goat.
Beatboxing goat.
Progress.
Progress.
Acoustic dollhouse.
Acoustic dollhouse.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Join the conversation
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Obviously.
Obviously.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Hands.
Hands.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.