Wolf birds, apparently.

Wolf birds, apparently.

I can’t believe I’m a father now!

I can’t believe I’m a father now!

A+ truckin’

Growing old seems really scary.

Growing old seems really scary.

wHy Is ThE oCeAn FiLlInG uP wItH pLaStIc? /s

wHy Is ThE oCeAn FiLlInG uP wItH pLaStIc? /s

Canadian road rage at it’s finest.

Canadian road rage at it’s finest.

I’m going to to do what I like to call a pro-gamer move.

I’m going to to do what I like to call a pro-gamer move.

Government contracts have high margins!

Government contracts have high margins!

Not a bad way to earn a cuppa.

Not a bad way to earn a cuppa.

Everything trying to kill you dow nunda..

Everything trying to kill you dow nunda..

Snacks for self soothing.

Snacks for self soothing.

Grandma has having none of yours.

Grandma has having none of yours.

Just plug it in, brother.

Just plug it in, brother.

This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.

This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.

Dresser will protec.

Dresser will protec.

It’s not always the obvious ones.

It’s not always the obvious ones.