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baby jam

Every freaking time…
Every freaking time…
When I die…
When I die…
Heaven forbid I understand you…
Heaven forbid I understand you…
Buckets of sense.
Buckets of sense.
Dear NASA,
Dear NASA,
Still need.
Still need.
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
Our condolences.
Our condolences.
Women…
Women…
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
Learning how to ride a bike.
Learning how to ride a bike.
That’s okay…
That’s okay…
Geometry.
Geometry.
That mini heart attack.
That mini heart attack.
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
Promoted+to+Head+of+Security
Promoted to Head of Security
Got+%26%238216%3Beem
Got ‘eem
Murray+does+not+care.
Murray does not care.
Look+what+I+can+do.
Look what I can do.
Join the conversation
Words+%5Bfor+science%26%238230%3B%5D
Words [for science…]
Then+and+now+pupdates.
Then and now pupdates.
I+would+watch+this+series.
I would watch this series.
Shine+a+ever+lovin%26%238217%3B+light+on+me.%26%238217%3B%C2%A6
Shine a ever lovin’ light on me.’¦
I+support+mermaids%2C+generally.
I support mermaids, generally.
Chameleon+bones+are+UV+reactive.
Chameleon bones are UV reactive.
You%26%238217%3Bve+changed%26%238230%3B
You’ve changed…
Iceland+seems+like+a+good+place+to+maybe+have+cancer.
Iceland seems like a good place to maybe have cancer.