Feeling Lucky?

Cue theme song

Cue theme song
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
John Wayne as a child.
John Wayne as a child.
I’m on drugs?
I’m on drugs?
Here’s a riddle, son.
Here’s a riddle, son.
Our top story today…
Our top story today…
The Simpsons nailed it.
The Simpsons nailed it.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Pure fear.
Pure fear.
Nice song you have there…
Nice song you have there…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
Every time I go to see Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
Foot petting.
Foot petting.
Best of friends.
Best of friends.
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
Join the conversation
Evolution+of+the+Latin+alphabet
Evolution of the Latin alphabet
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
ist+sehr+gut.
ist sehr gut.
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
A+captain+and+his+ship
A captain and his ship