A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are.

A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are.

that’s what friends are for

that’s what friends are for

enjoy the next 24 hours!

enjoy the next 24 hours!

grandma law said she had to

grandma law said she had to

someone switched my brain

someone switched my brain

do the crime, do the time

do the crime, do the time

maybe i’m not cut out for marriage

maybe i’m not cut out for marriage

holy cracker!

consider me triggered

consider me triggered

laundry can wait, sleep can’t

laundry can wait, sleep can’t

sometimes you just need to take a break to cry

sometimes you just need to take a break to cry

what chapter are we on, today?

what chapter are we on, today?

if you’re having a bad day, i present to you birds behind glasses of water

if you’re having a bad day, i present to you birds behind glasses of water

is this peak twitter?

is this peak twitter?

good work from a good person

good work from a good person

it makes sense if you don’t think about it

it makes sense if you don’t think about it