A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are.

Fergilicious

My first purchase after cashing the check I received from the prince of Nigeria. Best email ever.

John Lennon losing his guitar pick in his guitar, India, 1968.

Dale and his girlfriend

I don’t even know

The Psyduck Conspiracy

Kitty playing in field of butterflies

Caterpillar constructs a cage of its own spines for protection during pupation

We’re reaching 1984 levels of deception in the media.

Thanksgiving Dinner By Famous Artists

Phelps has Jokes

The Golden Ratio

I’m you from the future

It could sing me to sleep every night

It’s okay, bud — the scary man won’t hurt you.