The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

if you were curious

if you were curious

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived