The guitar was supposed to weep, kid…

purr-fect

there’s no way a home made this soup

sea urchins love hats

never letting go

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

flying is like living in the wild west

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

ode de febreeze

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

it has stories to tell

yes, please

money on gandalf

i live at the zoo now

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses