I’m not like other girls.

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

Let’s do this, gang.

My precious…

Alain Robert was more goat than man, arguably.

T-shirts with little strawberries on them are so in this year.

Words

They had me in the first half…

Yeah OK you got me.

I bet you never knew that Cassowary eggs are green.

What a time to be alive…

Seems the first amendment may have been reprioritized…

Do you want trust issues? Because this is how you get trust issues…

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

Social distancing level 439932.