be the change you want to see in the world ~~ LIKE CHANGING LANES WITH YOUR TURN SIGNAL ON YOU F$*K

resistance is futile

resistance is futile

worth being hated for the free fries

worth being hated for the free fries

i scream, you scream, we all scream

i scream, you scream, we all scream

a real picatsso

a real picatsso

lighten up

facebook moms don’t always know what’s best for you

facebook moms don’t always know what’s best for you

what about pork?

what about pork?

i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”

i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”

there is only one acceptable answer

there is only one acceptable answer

Who knows the reference?

Who knows the reference?

I don’t need it on the 18th

I don’t need it on the 18th

i feel bad for the bananaquit

i feel bad for the bananaquit

it fits the doggo

it fits the doggo

this is adorable

this is adorable

no punishment should be this cruel

no punishment should be this cruel