Two fingers of sopa, please.

It’s tough, but I’m trying to look on the bright side.

Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra

It will always be heaviest…

Magnetic window cleaner

I can’t help it! It’s so beautiful!

Ozzy And Sharon Osbourne Posing In 1987

All those years wasted…

Don;t tell your kids about Santa

Christmas tip 67

Well, that explains everything

When parenting gets real

Imma kill you

R.I.P Carrie Fisher – you were good for your fans, hopefully we were good for you

Stephen Fry said Carrie Fisher loved to give the oddest and most randomly silly presents. These are the last three things she gave him before he passed.

It won’t work, but do it anyway