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a haiku about cats

a haiku about cats
Someone should write this book.
Someone should write this book.
It was a bad day for everyone.
It was a bad day for everyone.
You suck at brushing your teeth.
You suck at brushing your teeth.
First time I’ve seen a baby crow
First time I’ve seen a baby crow
Please?
Please?
Weapon of mass creativity.
Weapon of mass creativity.
How babies are made.
How babies are made.
What is better than one baby Alpaca?
What is better than one baby Alpaca?
Parallel universe.
Parallel universe.
The stages of life.
The stages of life.
Batman clothes hangers.
Batman clothes hangers.
My son is a derp.
My son is a derp.
Some signs at my workplace.
Some signs at my workplace.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
My social preference.
My social preference.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!