We need a new translation.

bates motel – take a shower at your own risk

excuse me, do you know why I pulled you over today?

a very different star wars movie

the official outfit of middle aged dads

the best duo in stranger is *literally* batman and robin

the turtle sandwich bit back

we know one thing for certain – his name definitely is not carl

The season finale was meh, but eddie munson ripping “master of puppets” on his guitar in the upside down was epic

interesting restaurant review

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

officially a first row greg

catch me if you can, snail. the race is on!

trying to sleep during pollen season is pointless

the summoning has begun

do you take off all your clothes to go to the bathroom?