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when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

oh no is an understatement

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?