Dear Santa, Wanted To Give You Heads Up… <3 Joey

Uncalibrated danger noodle…

Mom, no…

Preach.

It’s chaos out there… have fun, at least.

Beauty and the thirst.

Your breath stinks, Ted.

Dogs suck at high speed turns.

The face of betrayal.

Your dad is showing…

Refill the rumspringa stash, Josheph.

Start spreading the news…

Happy Birthday, bro.

If I drink one every morning, one day I’ll be strong enough to defeat Bill Gates.

The Bantha in Star Wars a New Hope was played by a trained elephant named Mardji, allegedly.

The future of competitive games is now.