Mether, holp!

was joining the US military the original squid game?

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the makers of oreos have no chill

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

the law of giants

say aloe to my little friend

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

another delicious hummuscide

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic