because movies aren’t real life

image comparing us response to pandemics in movies vs in real life

ill trade my soul to be able to pet him

ill trade my soul to be able to pet him

oh no!

this person is a real boob

this person is a real boob

where are the fun and games?

where are the fun and games?

opportunity not missed

opportunity not missed

i’ll open it later

i’ll open it later

time for negotiating is over

time for negotiating is over

looks like an American bbq to me

looks like an American bbq to me

i’m a registered popeye’s voter

i’m a registered popeye’s voter

but that doesn’t mean you should stop trying

but that doesn’t mean you should stop trying

I wish they would!

I wish they would!

it’s a good looking fish

it’s a good looking fish

put respect on Steven Pruitt’s name

put respect on Steven Pruitt’s name

sit, stay, stay, please just stay

sit, stay, stay, please just stay

this a real update from the New york times

this a real update from the New york times