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I like turtles…
I like turtles…
Advertising vs. reality.
Advertising vs. reality.
My favorite time of year is coming!
My favorite time of year is coming!
The most pompous man in the world.
The most pompous man in the world.
Wanted for destruction of property.
Wanted for destruction of property.
I Could Pee on This – and other such poems by cats.
I Could Pee on This – and other such poems by cats.
Ron Freaking Swanson.
Ron Freaking Swanson.
Rawrus.
Rawrus.
This cat makes time for relaxation.
This cat makes time for relaxation.
Bear in a blanket.
Bear in a blanket.
What I see vs. what my dog sees.
What I see vs. what my dog sees.
I need a hug.
I need a hug.
People shouldn’t be angry…
People shouldn’t be angry…
The misunderstood octopus.
The misunderstood octopus.
Arts and crafts can be creepy.
Arts and crafts can be creepy.
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
What+60+feet+of+snow+looks+like.
What 60 feet of snow looks like.
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
Join the conversation
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?