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In an alternate universe….
In an alternate universe….
Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.
Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.
And my vote…
And my vote…
The only known pyramid capstone.
The only known pyramid capstone.
We must allow natures grasp.
We must allow natures grasp.
The problem with potty talk…
The problem with potty talk…
🎼 Always look on the bright side of life…
🎼 Always look on the bright side of life…
Could you not right now?
Could you not right now?
Yeah, we propagate.
Yeah, we propagate.
A trip to the loo[ney] bin.
A trip to the loo[ney] bin.
Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…
Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…
The secret to being a pretty good parent…
The secret to being a pretty good parent…
They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.
They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.
Invest in the long con.
Invest in the long con.
Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.
Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.
Bean+is+the+objective.
Bean is the objective.
War+of+the+Worlds
War of the Worlds
The+cord+of+Achilles
The cord of Achilles
We+didn%26%238217%3Bt+start+the+fire%3B+it+was+always+burning+since+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+been+turning%26%238230%3B
We didn’t start the fire; it was always burning since the world’s been turning…
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He+had+one+job%2C+and+he+nailed+it.
He had one job, and he nailed it.
Alexa%2C+activate+bork.
Alexa, activate bork.
How+to+give+a+cat+a+pill
How to give a cat a pill
Forbes%2C+sticking+to+the+facts.
Forbes, sticking to the facts.
Toilet+Trivia+for+the+%5Bm%5Dasses.
Toilet Trivia for the [m]asses.
That+hat+placement+really+worked+out%26%238230%3B
That hat placement really worked out…
The+greatest+wall.
The greatest wall.
The+problem+with+service+dogs%26%238230%3B
The problem with service dogs…