being hounded

Seems like a real page turner.

Seems like a real page turner.

Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.

Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.

Just twin things.

Just twin things.

WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM

WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM

I wonder how much their textbooks are.

I wonder how much their textbooks are.

Alfred Hitchcock flashing his rÃ©sumÃ©, circa 1974.

Alfred Hitchcock flashing his rÃ©sumÃ©, circa 1974.

Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.

Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.

I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.

I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.

I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.

I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.

The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.

The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.

Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.

Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

This beat gonna ruin my morning.

This beat gonna ruin my morning.

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…