Feeling Lucky?

being shelfish

And then…
And then…
Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!
Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!
Wife level 439932.
Wife level 439932.
Not again…
Not again…
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
The truth about optimism.
The truth about optimism.
Worst dinner guest ever.
Worst dinner guest ever.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster!
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
Fish tank.
Fish tank.
Just because.
Just because.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
This is how we do it.
This is how we do it.
Science fair full of win.
Science fair full of win.
Finger+karate.
Finger karate.
Creative+wedding+pictures.
Creative wedding pictures.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+judge+a+book+by+it%26%238217%3Bs+cover.
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover.
Sometimes+I+think+about+standing+up+for+myself.
Sometimes I think about standing up for myself.
Join the conversation
12+orders+of+karma%2C+please.
12 orders of karma, please.
Sloth+face.
Sloth face.
When+God+made+the+Asian.
When God made the Asian.
A+wolf+with+its+jaws+locked+in+its+prey.
A wolf with its jaws locked in its prey.
The+fattest+penguin.
The fattest penguin.
What+someone+needs+to+do+to+me+every+night+at+1+AM
What someone needs to do to me every night at 1 AM
I+like+you+a+lottle.
I like you a lottle.
America+is+racist
America is racist