bend over, over

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I don’t mean to crucify your logic but…

Ian have you ever been on a freaking sofa?

Man with face covered demands ban on faces being covered

If this happens this Halloween, it would redeem the entire 2016

My Predictions For Halloween.

Just ban traffic cones…

I just lost one of my best friends. I hope someone can actually take this advice.

Anatomy of a Candy Corn

During Florida winters, manatees flock to nuclear and coal power plants for the warm water discharges.

Got a ticket from a private parking garage: this was my response

When kitties fail to attack

This is the best thing to happen at the Disneyland half marathon

When kitties attack

Why Michael Cera never seems to know what’s going on