I’d lose this in two minutes

Stunned. Speechless. Obsessed with you…

“Ice Ice Baby”

Why is this more accurate than my horoscope?

I can hear its footsteps from here

I like potatoes with pickled cucumber water

The Third Law just broke my heart

He’s not a cowboy, he’s the whole ranch

Proof that honey doesn’t come from a butt

More hot dogs and zero consequences

Pineapple fans, I’m sorry for everything I said

At least the roof won’t blow away

Relationship goals: Eternal life and river views

I guess I’m just not the chosen one

“That hand better be reaching for treats”

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