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studying hiss-tory

secret record

saving you from something hairrible

invenntive

mandala effect

baller moves

inhuman rizz

aged before beauty

running buck mild

glass-essing the situation

weed killers

llarry the llobster

stranger than fiction

abridged version

putting the “art” in “heart”

fun+with+vowels
fun with vowels
you%26%238217%3Bve+sunk+my+battledeck%21
you’ve sunk my battledeck!
the+worst+toe
the worst toe
this+isn%26%238217%3Bt+even+my+final%26%238230%3B+wait%2C+no%2C+yes%26%238230%3B+this+is+actually+my+final+form
this isn’t even my final… wait, no, yes… this is actually my final form
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it+constricts+you+before+it+eats+you
it constricts you before it eats you
considering+he+already+took+out+two+dogs%2C+i+don%26%238217%3Bt+think+he+can+be+stopped
considering he already took out two dogs, i don’t think he can be stopped
iconic+chart+topper
iconic chart topper
this+is+amazing
this is amazing
can+finally+write+a+novel
can finally write a novel
just+several+million+years+too+late
just several million years too late
your+uber+has+arrived
your uber has arrived
you+won%26%238217%3Bt+like+me+when+i%26%238217%3Bm+more+angry
you won’t like me when i’m more angry