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and they come plated loosely on a wood board

nostalgia unmatched

positively charged

don’t sweat it

alarming clawk

their fry-nal moments

receiver of the deceiver

coming out (b)ass-first

10 Funny Dog Memes to Stop n Sniff

seas and desist

being bi-sing-ual

content crater

just like mama used to bake

nerdy n flirty

“batman more like badman he’s an opp to the rad, man”

The+Karen+stalks+her+dough%26%238230%3B
The Karen stalks her dough…
Summon+the+demon+of+the+48ct+crayon+pack.
Summon the demon of the 48ct crayon pack.
I+was+not+invited+back%26%238230%3B
I was not invited back…
Does+the+Boston+Market+carry+fava+beans%3B+perhaps+a+nice+Chianti%2C+even%3F
Does the Boston Market carry fava beans; perhaps a nice Chianti, even?
Join the conversation
Papi%2C+no.
Papi, no.
Awaiting+instructions%2C+deer+leader%26%238230%3B
Awaiting instructions, deer leader…
Mysterious+ways%2C+et+cetera.
Mysterious ways, et cetera.
All+hail+the+mighty+bird+%5Bor+plane%5D+in+the+sky.
All hail the mighty bird [or plane] in the sky.
Invest+in+a+bidet%2C+tho.
Invest in a bidet, tho.
The+view+on+Mars
The view on Mars
The+ol%26%238217%3B+potat+swap.
The ol’ potat swap.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+fine+driving.
Now that’s what I call fine driving.