miracle machine until stairs are involved

if serotonin had a mascot

prepared for flight? now prepare for ✨me✨

Doggy heaven: where squirrels go to lose their nuts

45 degrees of inner monologue

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail

if i fits, i supervise

ugly? yes. unemployed? never.

you wanted memories, he wanted angles

Oreo-verwhelmed

it’s not lying, it’s culinary branding

infant form, ancient soul

Sunday wholesome memes (June 15)

missing every mental shot

“found it” in Italy… yesterday