“I’m here to lobby for more trash cans”

cannot afford to lose more

“I have juice boxes to attend to”

Her smile lit up the room. And the ceiling

The cat knows more than I do

clumsy nature is just an entropy issue

Someone didn’t read their own script

Houston, the cat has reached maximum floof

I hope they’re making the noises too

We have peaked. Everyone go home.

Gordon Ramsay would still call me an idiot sandwich

Why is nobody driving a pencil car today?

50% tremble, 50% hate, 100% alpha

Zero gravity, zero emails

Just an old soul with a new tail

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