todayweek[month]all

i come in pees

song by “the pawlice”

50 Cent-sible parenting

sesame street-cred

the key(board) details

losing at choosing

showing up

parental guidance

star trek: enter prize

“yeah, I grind metal”

liminal criminal

wheely rude behavior

comedy capstone

put the “love” in “clove”

discredited magicians

blame+the+zookeepers%2C+don%26%238217%3Bt++punish+the+parrots
blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots
this+is+art
this is art
gonz%26%238230%3B+oh+no%26%238230%3B
gonz… oh no…
looks+like+we+have+a+visitor
looks like we have a visitor
Join the conversation
death+by+karens
death by karens
this+is+how+i+got+banned+from+Jurassic+park+for+life
this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life
the+didn%26%238217%3Bt+think+this+one+through
the didn’t think this one through
judi+ain%26%238217%3Bt+messing+around%21
judi ain’t messing around!
hates+mondays%2C+loves+lasagna.+Am+I+garfield%3F
hates mondays, loves lasagna. Am I garfield?
when+flirting+goes+too+far
when flirting goes too far
he+worked+so+hard+for+everything
he worked so hard for everything
they+face+the+sun+for+a+reason
they face the sun for a reason