Clearly my dreams are better

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

popsicles

baby faced swamp witch

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

the reverse hero’s journey

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

marriage isn’t for everyone

perfect casting?