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social battery -4%

bedtime broadcast

subtlety left the chat dramatically

If I fits, I sits… even on your nose

the coziest menu item

Leg day was successful

deep meaning: pizza solves nothing

one tweets, one leaks

The duality of man

Ssssweet

To scream or not to scream

Chips, beer, and fear

You’re about to be chased across the park

we’re too tiny to care

Look on the bright side

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