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I’ll walk myself home. Have a nice lunch

Simple, elegant, and absolutely terrible

Texture is the new smooth

5/5 scientists agree: this is a crime

I’ll just wait for the sequel indoors

high quality pasture

Does it look like I have eight arms?

“Enjoy your meal!” “You too!”

sandxious

10% good choices 90% “oops” 100% jazz

Ike?

one update away from Tremors

Panorama fails are my favorite kind of art

Keep your friends close and your poultry closer

The dog is waiting for his custom collar

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