This flight includes free diagnostics

meetings end, meltdowns begin

People who laugh before it loads

Obi-Wait Kenobi

“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”

slaying AND sleighing tonight

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

cats: the only gossip i care about

from the mind of gaiman, and the nightmares of murphy

“if it’s important, they’ll email”

i forgot what i forgot

bio class didn’t prepare me for this

Minimal Effort, Maximum Float

emotionally hungry, not physically

decor or intruder?