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purebread perfection

anglophony

we’re both nuts

tater tot tantrum

secre-tical failure

celestial terrestrials

it’s fairy dangerous.

spookitty

the house of mouse(rs)

awesome paw-some

knowing your writes

bloody ‘ell tell

flyway or the highway

chat the (sea)bed

lettuce draw a rose

it+would+be+funny+to+see+what+they%26%238217%3Bd+have+been+asking
it would be funny to see what they’d have been asking
what%26%238217%3Bs+an+ocean+without+a+lil%26%238217%3B+oil%3F
what’s an ocean without a lil’ oil?
Diogenes%3A+%26%238220%3Bbehold%3A+a+boys+will+be+boys%26%238221%3B
Diogenes: “behold: a boys will be boys”
well%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+%2Awrong%2A
well, it’s not *wrong*
Join the conversation
10+Fallout+Memes+to+Add+to+Your+Vault
10 Fallout Memes to Add to Your Vault
now+that%26%238217%3Bs+true+love
now that’s true love
thanks+bakery+person
thanks bakery person
i+need+some+dinosaur+facts+about+this+one%26%238230%3B
i need some dinosaur facts about this one…
painfully+accurate+scheduling+as+an+adult
painfully accurate scheduling as an adult
we+live+in+the+worst+timeline
we live in the worst timeline
if+your+date+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+understand+this%2C+dump+%26%238217%3Bem
if your date doesn’t understand this, dump ’em
it+just+has+bad+spoon+vibes%2C+ok%3F
it just has bad spoon vibes, ok?