My 83 year old grandfather…

Seems legit.

Accurate.

Words.

Oh. Well good for you…

If men could get pregnant…

When I die…

My real ladder left when I was 5.

Oh penguin, you so silly.

Trolling your kids can be fun!

What they used to look like.

What they used to look like.

Bro-fist.

Can we getz a bigger swimmy pool?

Even squirrels love Halloween.

When you’re Batman it doesn’t matter who’s there.