You don’t say?

What do?

What has Disneyland come to…

And this is why I’m single…

Why you are not as awesome as your dog.

I’ll never let go, Jack!

Words.

Reviving faith in humanity.

Le munching on my favorite snack.

That awkward moment when…

All my friends are in relationships…

How I spend time in the shower.

Calories.

Every magical time…

Classy.