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I can relate.

I can relate.

Super clever invention…

Super clever invention...

Life is not a chick flick.

Life is not a chick flick.

Real food!!!

Real food!!!

Rough night…

Rough night...

Oh, hi Walter.

Oh, hi Walter.

I’ll have a Diet Coke.

I'll have a Diet Coke.

Someone should write this book.

Someone should write this book.

Frosty the snowtroll.

Frosty the snowtroll.

First world problems.

First world problems.

Bath time with kitty.

Bath time with kitty.

Need.

Need.

There was a backside?!

There was a backside?!

Life is too short.

Life is too short.

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard…

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard...
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Cannibal.
Cannibal.
I+need+a+bow.
I need a bow.
Question.
Question.
Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+unemployed.
Why I’m unemployed.
Join the conversation
Mhm.
Mhm.
How+I+think+I+look+in+the+water.
How I think I look in the water.
How+to+irritate.
How to irritate.
Occupy+all+the+things.
Occupy all the things.
All+the+puns%21
All the puns!
Hate+when+that+happens%26%238230%3B
Hate when that happens…
Words.
Words.
Ron+Swanson.
Ron Swanson.