Good story is good.

I’ve got nothing against God.

How do you answer the phone?

Ugly.

Sing it.

Science fact.

NOOO!!

I halp you.

Facebook security.

Frozen smoke.

Get it?

What I’ve learned from movies.

What I've learned from movies.

There is still hope for you.

If you were born in the 90s…

Our marriage was once illegal too.