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Can you show me some magic tricks?

Can you show me some magic tricks?

Oh America.

Oh America.

Went to a considerate bar and saw this salt bottle today.

Went to a considerate bar and saw this salt bottle today.

Advice.

Advice.

Is it true you eat us?

Is it true you eat us?

Words.

Words.

This is why I’m forever alone.

This is why I'm forever alone.

Just one person?

Just one person?

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Women: what happened?

Women: what happened?

Good point.

Good point.

What a coincidence…

What a coincidence...

Last Christmas sucked.

Last Christmas sucked.

Please hurry!

Please hurry!

Obama sitting in Rosa Parks’ seat.

Obama sitting in Rosa Parks' seat.
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