Can you show me some magic tricks?

Is it true you eat us?

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

Went to a considerate bar and saw this salt bottle today.

Advice.

Women: what happened?

Words.

Just one person?

Happy Halloween!

This is why I’m forever alone.

What a coincidence…

My love life…

Last Christmas sucked.

Good point.

Please hurry!