Beware, the vacuum.

Beware, the vacuum.

God, send me a man…

God, send me a man…

Goat to cow, come in cow.

Goat to cow, come in cow.

Best of friends.

Best of friends.

I’m the jerk in this relationship.

I’m the jerk in this relationship.

The Simpsons nailed it.

The Simpsons nailed it.

Pure fear.

Solar parking shades.

Solar parking shades.

I looked my demons in the eyes…

I looked my demons in the eyes…

Brad Pitt lowers his standards.

Brad Pitt lowers his standards.

This is why I don’t take pics of my food.

This is why I don’t take pics of my food.

I’m on drugs?

I’m on drugs?

Every time I go to see Grandma

Every time I go to see Grandma

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

I need to stop objectifying women.

I need to stop objectifying women.

Coke phone.