bigshot big talk

They had me in the first half…

I bet you never knew that Cassowary eggs are green.

Yeah OK you got me.

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

You might wonder what your tax dollars are used for…

The swords have names.

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

Words

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

Dating rocket scientists can be challenging.

Do you want trust issues? Because this is how you get trust issues…

Yikes, bud.

Social distancing level 439932.

My precious…

Let’s do this, gang.