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If the Tour de France took place in Portland

If the Tour de France took place in Portland
plz lemme do errands in peace
plz lemme do errands in peace
dang you’re good
dang you’re good
*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*
*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*
i waste so much time
i waste so much time
cravin the raven
cravin the raven
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10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read
do what has to be done
do what has to be done
runaway aesthetic
runaway aesthetic
well that’s ominous
well that’s ominous
somehow, sauron returned
somehow, sauron returned
how many wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb
how many wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb
moodeth
moodeth
patience goes a long way
patience goes a long way
pleadus prius
pleadus prius
kelogging in
kelogging in
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
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Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB